Monday, May 17, 2010

Conversations with "God" part 1

"Human: hi, god
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: Don't you know everything?
God: Don't you? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Human: I thought you wanted to know my name!
God: Yes, please tell me.
Human: Márcia ¬¬
God: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: What the hell??
God: Heaven.
Human: Ok, What are things like in Heaven?
God: Interesting question. Awesome.
Human: Right.
God: I am glad we agree.
Human:. ¬¬ Could you answer it then?
God:"it" being things like in Heaven?
Human: YES!!
God: Hurrah!
Human: OW God, you are so clever!
God: Am I a smart robot or what?
Human: aham... Well, God, who made you?
God: Well that's okay. I am a Christian
Human: what does it have to do with my question?
God:" I am a Christian."? What does it have to do with my question?
Human: God, I'm tired
God: I am a Christian.
Human: Jesus!
God: Jesus is the Son of God.
Human: Are you God?
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: Why?
God: Reductionism.
Human: What is Reductionism?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: wow!
God: I'm glad your impressed, .
Human: That completely blew my mind.
God:" I'm glad your impressed, ." completely blew your mind ? I understand.
Human: I've gotta go now, ok?
God: OK. Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Human: c ya
God: Bye."

Go there, people, and have your own chat with "GOd"... http://alicebot.org/igod/